Fuck Yeah Rob Ford

Good Job, Mister Mayor!

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People do not want streetcars. We’re going to start building subways and we’re going to start right now.
Rob Ford on 680News AM Radio this morning. Imagine how much gravy it will take to make his new train run. 

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I sent my first email to Mayor Ford today. I’ll be giving him my first phone call later today as well. I’m so happy that he plans on returning all of his calls: we have so much to discuss, him and I.

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Ford's campaign budget in the red

Yes, yes. I know it’s the Sun. But isn’t it telling that the most “fiscally responsible” candidate was also the one who most vastly overspent his campaign funds? The only way that Rob Ford could afford to be mayor is his own personal riches. Being fat, sweaty and ugly with poor fashion sense doesn’t mean you’re any less of the existing city hall establishment, Robert.

Also, I relish another chance to reiterate my prediction that Toronto will be more in debt at the end of our Rob Ford Ride than we are right at this very second.

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While I’m not a chef, I do like eating,” he says, and veal parmesan, steak and Chinese food top his list.
Rob Ford, in the Post’s wonderful peek into the life of a boring, awful man. 

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This is, by far, the most terrifying statement Mr. Ford has said in his entire life. Let’s stop a second and imagine what kind of gravy trains he’d find in Parliament. I shudder to think. 

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Herp de derp, I’m mayor of Toronto. I’m gonna give out some candy. Herp de derp. 

I wonder if Rob Ford thinks the Santa Claus Parade should be held in parking lots, just as he believes Marathons should.